Romance Author

Purveyor of Millennial Angst

Jonesy Elise writes romance inspired by the Saturday morning shows she watched growing up. Her stories are real genre mashers. If she isn't writing those, she's composing contemporary stories about the eccentric people who read her paranormal/sci-fi/romance mashups.

No matter what she writes, the FMC will come to voice, the characters will be memorable, and they’ll get their HEA (or HFN). She likes her romance spicy. So, read with a glass of milk.

Jonesy is an Iowa transplant living in the Bay Area with her family. She loves karaoking to Alanis Morrisette, completing yoga with all the props, and attending rock concerts with cool people. She is an unabashed caffeine addict and orders her sugar-free vanilla latte with an extra shot of espresso and a sprinkle of cinnamon.

If she isn't sharing the same HILARIOUS raccoon and possum memes repeatedly, you'll find her making goofy videos to promote her books or share about her author life.

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“The Lizard Assassin’s First Dance” is the second in an interconnected series of lizard people romance short stories. This enemies-to-lovers story can be read on its own or after its companion story “The Honeymoon of the Lizard Princess.”  

The gap between his dorsals on his elegant neck—a perfect place to leave a love bite. Or, jam a letter opener.

Fallon Talon, the current alias of the Uprising’s lizard assassin, hides among the staff of weapons manufacturer, Titus Dorsal. Her assignment is to use whatever power she has to steer the rising civil war among the lizard corporations in the right direction. To do this, she must eliminate the beautiful lizard man and her boss, Titus. But as she grows closer to him, she’s not sure if she’ll slit his throat or fall in love. 

The sexy will-they-won’t-they enemies to lovers of AEON FLUX combine with the class warfare of PARASITE to bring a unique spicy tale.

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